You’re Capricorn I know my dear;
a worker of the world, I fear.
Faithful, loyal, boring too,
are things most often said of you.
Dependable right to the end.
It’s good to have you as a friend.
Speaking of friends, I wonder would
you say I’m with you, if my husband should
enquire of my whereabouts later tonight?
I’ve met this young man who looks if he might
take me to dine in a posh restaurant
and afterwards, he might even go on
to show me his flat, a penthouse moreover.
If my luck is in, he will be my lover.
Well, I cannot, you see. Your husband
is spending the night with me.
Loyal? Dependable? All my eye!
This astrology rubbish is ‘Pie in the sky’.